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thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

hirosashii:

Hah, clever

hirosashii:

Hah, clever

rudeshota:

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE

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YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY WITH A GIANT KEY STANDING NEXT TO HIM HOLY SHIT

tomoatmeal:

I was loitering all right, but when the cop asked me about it I said no way.  
“I’m just a door-to-door salesman,” I lied.  “I sell Jacuzzis.”
“Do you install them, too?”
“I sure do.”
The cop then followed me into the liquor store and planted himself by the door; watching as I launched into an improvised sales pitch to the old man behind the register.  I described the different shapes and styles of Jacuzzis as well as the various price ranges.  I told him what was popular and what the options were with water jets. 
“I think I like the one with just the two jets,” said the old man.
“Oh come on, man - two jets?!,” I shook my head, disappointed.  “If you really only want two jets you may as well just run over to the hardware store and get yourself one of those little pans you soak your feet in.”
The old man laughed nervously.
“I should really talk to my wife…”
I rolled my eyes.  ”Wow.  You run every little decision by your wife first?”
“Fine,” he said firmly.  “I’ll take the one with ten jets.”
I grinned and patted him hard on the shoulder.
“That’s what I’m talking about!”
About a week later, with the cop watching everything, I had managed to dig a pretty respectable-sized hole in the floor of the liquor store, but the work was hard and it was difficult for me to envision how to build functional water jets.  
“Okay,” I said to the cop.  “You win.  I was loitering.”

tomoatmeal:

I was loitering all right, but when the cop asked me about it I said no way. 

“I’m just a door-to-door salesman,” I lied.  “I sell Jacuzzis.”

“Do you install them, too?”

“I sure do.”

The cop then followed me into the liquor store and planted himself by the door; watching as I launched into an improvised sales pitch to the old man behind the register.  I described the different shapes and styles of Jacuzzis as well as the various price ranges.  I told him what was popular and what the options were with water jets. 

“I think I like the one with just the two jets,” said the old man.

“Oh come on, man - two jets?!,” I shook my head, disappointed.  “If you really only want two jets you may as well just run over to the hardware store and get yourself one of those little pans you soak your feet in.”

The old man laughed nervously.

“I should really talk to my wife…”

I rolled my eyes.  ”Wow.  You run every little decision by your wife first?”

“Fine,” he said firmly.  “I’ll take the one with ten jets.”

I grinned and patted him hard on the shoulder.

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

About a week later, with the cop watching everything, I had managed to dig a pretty respectable-sized hole in the floor of the liquor store, but the work was hard and it was difficult for me to envision how to build functional water jets.  

“Okay,” I said to the cop.  “You win.  I was loitering.”

thefrogman:

Evolution
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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

temple-of-time:

people who are already out of school

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volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”